No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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