I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
