I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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