im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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