i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
