What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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