Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
All the doctor said was why
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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