is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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