you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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