I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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