literally had 100 drinks last night.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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