I swear she didn't look like that last week.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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