I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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