Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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