but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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