just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Randomize
