How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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