Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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