Quick, to the slutcave!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
bring money and cleavage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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