I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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