Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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