This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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