He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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