Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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