It's Friday. Sex?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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