This girl is more easily done than said...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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