How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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