Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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