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(250): View more from British Columbia

even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

Marry him

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(909): View more from California

I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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(239): View more from Florida

I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She's better-looking with the mask on.

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