normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Pooping to opera.
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