Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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