shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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