she woke up with a sticky ear
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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