apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize