Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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