Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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