On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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