He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I want her autograph on my taint
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We don't watch enough power rangers
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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