i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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