i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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