party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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