i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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