Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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