It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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