we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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