She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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