If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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