i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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