I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Shame is for Republicans.
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