..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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