He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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