Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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