There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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