She announced her abortion via fbk
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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