why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Randomize
